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rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

malemayhem:

 
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suckmydestiel:

fatalfap:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

grubtier:

this year I will be twice as gay I can feel it

asheface:

princessanimu:


they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once


that’s the opposite of a problem

asheface:

princessanimu:

they WARNED me not to try to bake all the cookie dough at once

that’s the opposite of a problem